“Are you (expletive deleted) kidding me???”
Some people thrive on results, and aren’t afraid to take whatever steps are necessary to get things done. Meet Ashley. She might threaten to punch you in the throat but then she’ll make you an amazing sandwich. She might threaten to blow up your house, before starting an office party with some tasty cocktails. Not only does Ashley do it all, but she does it while teaching a master class in trash talk. So, you shouldn’t be surprised that she’s a dedicated football mom, having served on the Board of Directors for the North County Pop Warner program. Whatever you need, Ashley can help; just remember to move slowly when approaching her, and that she can smell fear.